You will be reading about all of your top choices here so that you can pick whichever sounds like the best way for you to fulfill your desires. Want to see more of the Sausage Castle? Check out the photo gallery of my wild weekend at the craziest house in Florida.įollow Mike Busey and Mitchell Sunderland on Twitter.When trying to find Orlando TS you are likely to have the most success at bars, nightclubs, or through a trans online dating site. It's one of the few places where I find some kind of sick, twisted contentment and inner joy and peace amid the ridiculousness of what I call my life." I've never had anything in my life last this long, not even a Christmas tradition or a relationship-nothing. "I've known different ways of life and different lifestyles growing up, but the Sausage Castle has been the most continuous, steady thing. "I always felt this sense of insecurity, like things weren't stable," Mike said. Even though they are crazies, covered in poo and period blood, the Sausage Castle residents take care of one another better than many people look after their biological children, siblings, and grandparents. Without traditional familial ties, Mike created his own with his loved ones and friends who live and hang around the Sausage Castle. Mike and his alternative family watch 'American Horror Story' together Across from the toilet, she hung a sign that says, "Family, Friends, Forever." She said, "People look at that sign and think, Maybe more than I thought." To repay the Sausage Castle for providing her with a sanctuary, Kace renovated the girls' bathroom, painting it purple and pink, storing vintage Playboys on shelves above the sink, and installing a chandelier. "For me, being in a place-a home-where everybody accepts me for what I do or what I want, that gives me moral support." "Every time we have a party, Mike's like, 'Kace-get yourself some pussy! Look at that ratchet bitch right there! She'll suck on your clit for hours,'" she said.
Moving into the Sausage Castle, she told me, allowed her to find self-confidence. Kinky Kace moved to the Castle after she came out as a lesbian in "super racist" Citrus County, Florida. Kinky Kace in the bedroom Mike calls "the treehouse"Īlthough the first Sausage Castle served as a bro pad, today's incarnation revolves around the needs of women, gay men, and veterans. And although Gay Aaron revealed little to me about his personal life, he regularly visits the Sausage Castle to detox from drugs, so I presume he's going through his own shit, just like all the other tenants and regulars. Among all these rugrats, Naked Ashley walks around the Sausage Castle in the nude all day for no apparent reason.
Another veteran named Robbie lives in an outhouse in the back and had to have a doctor install a metal plate into his head after he nearly died in a motocross accident. Ratchet Regi grew up in Kansas and spends her nights maintaining her status as the "most ratchet stripper in Orlando." An Afghanistan War veteran named Nick, who is plagued by PTSD, lives upstairs with a pack of dogs and smokes weed to keep himself calm. They come to live with Mike for all kinds of reasons, but it usually boils down to the fact that they're outcasts exiled from their families and hometowns. Ratchet Regi, Robbie, Alyssa, and Big LA dance at an impromptu pool partyīut it's not the decor that makes the Sausage Castle special. "The Sausage Castle is wherever I and all my stupid shit go." Then it dawned on me: You know what? We're gonna start naming these motherfuckers as we go-Sausage Castle one, two, three, four, five, six, seven," Mike said. Then he moved into another party house-bringing the Sausage Castle nickname with him-until his new landlord evicted him too. The house's owner evicted them, devastating Mike. Mike felt like his bros were his brothers, but what makes you popular with your bros rarely makes you popular with your landlord. Mike's roommates threw wild parties, and after people noticed the absurd amount of males at the events their place started getting referred to as "the Sausage Castle." He ended up living with some bros he knew from pulling pranks on people at Downtown Disney. What was his purpose in life? Apparently, he was born to party. Like Moses in exile in Midian, Mike entered a depression after he left the church. "From that point forward," Mike said, "let's just say me and the church had a little bit of a vacation."